February 2010
79 posts
January 2010
79 posts
“I briefly considered listening to some Ke$ha, got a headache, and closed all of...”
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“Captain Baxter departs the bar determined to find his double and have sex with...”
– Improvised Star Trek tonight at midnight at iO. $5 or free for iO students or persons in Star Trek uniforms/costumes.
WatchImpotent closes Feb 5th. Here’s a video about it.
Hoop shootin' teach razzle dazzles →
A high school girls’ basketball coach in Kansas was told he’d win tickets to the Final Four if he hit a half-court shot while blindfolded. The crowd was instructed to scream wildly when his attempt inevitably failed (because, really, that shot is nearly impossible) so the coach would think the shot went in. For an instant ,he’d think he was Final-Four-bound and then the joke...
“In this dark re-imagining of the Broadway classic Annie, executive producer Kary...”
– This is my favorite review ever.
psst .. I’m the ‘companion’. And it was real Marc Jacobs.
“This is like the Dude Where’s My Car of going to the movies.”
– Aggie during our 5 person epic adventure of trying to see Avatar.
“Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you...”
– Conan last night (via lookmom)
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“… They take advantage of Cousin Computer’s willingness to replicate...”
– Improvised Star Trek tomorrow at midnight!
100 days until the wedding! Yay!
Lady Gaga is an illuminati puppet! →
This is my new favorite website. I am learning so much. The entry on Rihanna’s song Umbrella being about her possession by the devil is outstanding.
“I’m pretty sure that was the most expensive Lifetime movie ever made.”
– Aggie after we saw The Lovely Bones
"Uh, in case everyone has forgotten, I was the... →
That is just one way Tila Tequila defends herself to Jane Velez Mitchell in an interview she taped with a camcorder off her TV and then posted on her website.
There’s a perfect 30 seconds during Tila’s film of the show of her twitter page when the show plays a web video Tila posted on her blog. If I were Charlie Kaufman I would never write again.
I’ve had an exhausting week. Last night Impotent opened and yesterday morning I was acting in a mock trial for Kirkland & Associates (at the Palmer House, swanky!) as a grieving widow and an expert economist. Since Monday it’s been study study study. Those are fun things. On Wednesday I was laid off from my nanny job. That is not a fun thing.
The mom had lost her job the week...
